This excellent panoply is from the finale of today’s taping of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” at the Sydney Opera House. Our imagined caption: Every single famous Australian sings “Waltzing Matilda” with Oprah, who — unbeknownst to everyone but Russell Crowe — has just eaten Naomi Watts during a commercial break. How might you caption this photo?
Today needs these lulz. TY WP.
Bordon: A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are going to scratch their heads over, you know?
Cutter: Yeah, and then you sell it back to them for a small fortune?
Bordon: All right then.
Cutter: And I suppose you have such a trick, Mr. Bordon?
Bordon: I sure do.
Cutter: Would you care to sell it to me?
Bordon: No. No one else could do my trick.
Angier: Any trick can be duplicated—right, Mr. Cutter?
Bordon: Wrong!
The Prestige (2006)
